Ozzy Osbourne wants to stick stuff up your butt!

So CBS has been airing a PSA with Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne about getting a colonoscopy.  They will give one lucky winner a free trip to New York to get a free screening, but you will not get to meet Ozzy if you are the winner.  Story found here.

So basically, in a "CBS Cares campaign", you can go to New York, stay in a nice hotel, and get your butt checked if you win a contest.  I'm not trying to pass judgment one way or the other on this.  I just laughed my ass off when I saw the commercial on TV.

It seemed a little strange and slightly deceptive to have Ozzy and Sharon talking about it and mention a sweepstakes were you could win a trip to New York, but no where does it say you could meet them.  It just seemed a little "implied", but not actually said.

I say those freaks need to stay away from my butt.  The only person I want sticking stuff up my butt is either my doctor or my wife.