The Groundhog must DIE!


I live in north Texas and until today, the weather was awesome for about a week.  Then 2 days after that fucking "ground rat" stuck its head out of the ground, it dropped about 20 degrees.  Thursday the high was around 72 degrees and tomorrow (2/5/12 for reference) the high is supposed to be 58 degrees.

Normally I would say that its just usual Texas weather and if you don't like it, wait 5 minutes and it might change, but this time I find the timing with the "ground rat" seeing his shadow a little suspicious.  According to a retarded something or other we are going to have 6 more weeks of winter because a fucking rodent saw his shadow.

I say "No More!"  If I ever find that stupid "ground rat" I will kill him and put an end to his tyrannical weather manipulations.  I say it is cruel and unjust for us to be subject to the whims of a rodent and whether or not he decides to look around or not.  His reign of terror must end!  (I guess we should at least be grateful he's not the president or something.)

Punxsutawney Phil be warned.  I will not reason nor negotiate with a terrorist and that is exactly what you are!  I will have my sunny days of 65-75 degrees outside in the middle of February.  I will grill outside on Valentine's Day in shorts and a T-shirt.  I will laugh as my neighbor mows his yard while I paid someone to mow mine a week ago.

I couldn't come up with any good pics to go with this post, but you can use your imagination.