Thursday, March 26, 2015
Remake idea. I'm thinking werewolf movie
So I had a terrible thought that I figured the world would be better off with if I shared it. Wouldn't it be great if someone remade the old movie "American Werewolf in London" ? Only in my terrible idea, we call it "European Werewolf in Compton". Yes, I was thinking of a parody at first, but if someone would make it as a serious movie, I'd still watch it. Maybe even buy it on blu-ray.
Sunday, March 15, 2015
Mustache ride or just another meme?
Earlier today I stopped at a local sandwich shop/deli to get food on my way into work. A woman standing next to me in line had a tattoo of a mustache on her pointer finger on her right hand. You have probably seen people on the internet in multiple memes with a drawing or tattoo of a mustache on their finger that looks like this:
Well, when I saw the woman's tattoo, my first thought was "Did she really get that tattooed to her finger?". My second thought was a bit more tasteless. I wondered (and wanted to ask the woman, but decided I shouldn't) if a woman with that tattoo masturbates with said finger, does that count as a mustache ride? Technically I think it does qualify.
After reading that you probably understand why I didn't ask the lady. Keep in mind that I am 35 as of this writing and I noticed the woman appeared to be about my age or maybe even 10 years older. It seemed odd that a woman of that age would get a tattoo like that, but then again, maybe she just really likes mustache rides.
Well, when I saw the woman's tattoo, my first thought was "Did she really get that tattooed to her finger?". My second thought was a bit more tasteless. I wondered (and wanted to ask the woman, but decided I shouldn't) if a woman with that tattoo masturbates with said finger, does that count as a mustache ride? Technically I think it does qualify.
After reading that you probably understand why I didn't ask the lady. Keep in mind that I am 35 as of this writing and I noticed the woman appeared to be about my age or maybe even 10 years older. It seemed odd that a woman of that age would get a tattoo like that, but then again, maybe she just really likes mustache rides.