Damn, it feels good to be a "Burper"

At this point, some of you have that song from the printer scene in the movie Office Space playing in your head.  At this point almost all of you have that scene from that movie playing in your head now.

Printer Scene found here (click to see)

(I love the internet)

What I am trying to say is that I love the fact that unlike some prissy people, I actually let out a burp when I am at home or alone in my car.  Why?  Because it feels really good sometimes.  If you haven't done it in a long time, I suggest right before you burp, put your arms up like the letter Y or the letter H and let it rip.  The relief will be awesome.

Another fun thing you can try while burping is that if you make the letter "B" right as  you begin to burp and do nothing else, but let the burp go through, you will actually say the word "burp" as you are burping.  I think this is hilarious and hardly anyone knows about it.

If you have any other fun ideas to try while burping, please leave a comment.

Forgotten Nerd!

So, tonight at work, we have 1 person making tickets for everyone to work and said person is assigning them out to each tech to work.  There is myself, the "nerd" of the group.  There is the 3 football fans who I will refer to as the "jocks" at this point" and then there is the one female on our shift who is making tickets.  I will call her "the pretty girl" (but let's be honest here.  She has this mole on her face and that's about all I can see most of the time).

Tonight, pretty girl is making tickets and giving them out to be worked.  Somehow, she keeps giving them to the jocks and seems to keep forgetting the nerd is here.  For once in my life I am happy the pretty girl has forgotten the nerd.

LMFAO.