Dump Trucks and Banana Pudding wishes

With an opening like that I know you must be thinking this is going to be freaking AWESOME.  I know right?  I mean look at that dump truck and then think about the awesome taste of that banana pudding there.  You must be as excited as I am about now.

Well, disgust and disappointment begins now.  As cool as a dump truck filled with banana pudding would be, I don't have either of those base ingredients and I sure as hell don't have both of them put together.

This all started when a I told a friend of mine "You are getting sleepy" in a message and she sent back a message that said "I wish".   From there I asked "Do your wishes include a dump truck and banana pudding?"  Unfortunately she said no so at this time I am still with out a truck full of banana pudding to ride around in like a college frat party on wheels.

Now I guess it is time to move on to other wishes and see what comes to mind.

Quickmeme.  The death of creativity.

So a friend mentioned I could write a blog about the over use of quickmeme and being who I am, I had no idea what the fuck she was talking about.  Yes, I had to google "quickmeme" to figure it out.  Upon going to the home page, I immediately knew what she meant about the over use of this website.  Over the past few weeks, I have seen enough retarded pics on facebook to want to start choking people with their ethernet cables.

Its kinda funny at first, but it quickly does get very old.  When I have multiple friends post one of those "What my parents think I do.  What I think I do.  What I actually do." fucking memes about some of the stupidest things imaginable, it really does start to make me question the future of the world and the people who are supposed to inherit it and it makes me cry a little for those who already have inherited it.

Most of the memes I have seen on that site are simply stupid and I have to wonder if the people who wrote them were just fascinated with the fact that they could make a meme in less than the time it thought to come up with something to say on top of a picture. Now, the pick up line Panda has some pretty funny ones, but the rest of the memes are so awful, they make me think there should be some sort of government regulation against being fucking retarded on the internet.  But seeing as its illegal pretty much everywhere to make an ass of your self in public I guess we need somewhere we can just be, um, well "quickmeme" makers or something.

Back when people had to put in some effort in to pics and memes, they were usually ok and sometimes pretty funny.  Now we are inundated with just simple ignorance.  I swear 15 years ago you had to actually have talent and not just copy what you heard on Family Guy or South Park and then paste that quote of a stupid unrelated picture.

Maybe whenever someone uses the quickmeme website and then post the picture somewhere, there should be a label saying "This meme brought to you by a complete moron."   Then again, maybe not.  If you have to be told that someone is a moron then you are probably the moron who posted it in the first place.


I would love to see some funny original memes out there instead of the same old washed up rehashed crap.  Of course, if you are reading this blog, you probably don't bother making memes and are just as annoyed at the over use of them recently.  That or you accidentally stumbled on to it and are now wondering "What the fuck am I reading?" to try and convince yourself you aren't a total lunatic at this point.


I was going to pick a couple from the quickmeme website as references on this post, but after reading a few, I wanted to log off the internet forever so I decided if you really want to know what I am talking about, you can just go to google images and search for quickmeme.  I warn you, you will start to cry blood within 5 minutes if you don't look away.