Crappy feelings?

That feeling you get when you really got to go poop annoys the shit out of me.  You all know what I am talking about.  That grumbly/upset kinda feeling in your guts.  That feeling like if you don't squeeze your cheeks just a little tighter that you will shit on yourself right away.  Those are the feelings I am talking about.

Why as humans have we not evolved to the point where we just "know" its time to go instead of having our guts scream and yell until we give in?  Ever noticed that your intestines are like your annoying sibling on a long car ride?  "I'm not touching you.  I'm not touching you."  That kind of annoying?  Doing everything possible to evoke a response without actually "crossing the line".

(while writing this one, I had the sudden thought "This shit writes itself" and had to giggle) 

 If you are a "creationist" and believe we were created in "god's" image, then I want you to consider 2 things.  First, did "god" really come up with every thing we see, smell, taste, or experience and then decide that our intestines feeling upset was the best way to tell us that we "needed to go"?  Second, can you really picture "god" taking a shit?  Read that last one correctly.  If he/she/it made us to be like him/her/it, then does he/she/it poop too?  Or is he/she/it better than that now?  I by no means am saying I don't believe in God, only that I bet he/she/it doesn't poop.


Also, why is it that sometimes you get the feeling you really gotta go and when you finally sit down to go, all you get is a lot of gas.  Shouldn't our bodies be able to tell the difference between a turd and just gas?  I get it when its all runny, but not when there's solid turd there.


All in all, as I said in the beginning, pooping really annoys the shit out of me.