You gotta love a theater with an open bar and has a message that says "Oswald got off easy. No texting or talking during the movie." with a still picture of a police officer walking between rows of chairs. Perfect since this is the theater in which Lee Harvey Oswald was found by police.
Went to the old Texas Theater and watched a cheesy kung-foo movie. The translations were horrible which made it even better. Phrases like "cherry boys" and "virgin chicken" made it all but impossible to not laugh.
One character was referred to as "protruded teeth" while a crazy woman chases him around after being told by a witch that to appease her dead husband she must find a man with huge front teeth.
There was also a creature that was shaped like a 3 foot black ball with 2 legs and 2 antenna. It looked like a pissed off Pacman and would chomp at people crotches. One character shoved ears of corn and loaves of bread into its mouth as it chased him. He finally got pinned against a wall while it chewed on the seat of his pants and he said "You can't have 'That last Banana!". Just brilliant movie making there.
Just because, here is a youtube link to the beginning of the movie. It appears you can watch the entire thing on youtube. Taoism Drunkard pt 1/10
Free cheesy movie at 9 PM on Tuesday is well worth the drive to Oak Cliff.
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