Auto Moronic Much?

Like many other people, I have things on my mind and want others to be subjected to them, but I don't really have any friends so I figured reading comments from trolling idiots on the internet would be almost as much fun as having a friend tell me "Man, You really need help!"

If you have made it this far, you are either really bored or expecting something to shock and disturb you.  I will try my best.

I found myself wondering the other day why is it called "auto erotic asphyxiation" because every time I hear about it on the news, there's always someone else there so it technically wasn't "auto" although I guess up until those last few seconds it was kind of erotic.  What is it about the "partners" in these situations that they just leave when someone dies? Maybe once they've been paid, they have upheld their end of the bargain.

Of course I also wonder if the partner of the dead person continues to have sex after the asphyxiation part of the escapade without knowing the other person is dead, does that make them a necrophiliac?  I guess technically it does.

It amazes me that the people who do this sort of thing seem to miss a simple fact.  They could easily achieve the same basic feeling by doing something like the vascular neck restraint that cops use without cutting off their oxygen supply and therefore NOT DIE while still getting what they wanted.

Of course, if they keep it up, we will eventually quit hearing about it I guess.  So you sick guys out there, "keep it up".  At least until the blood stops flowing anyway.